Monday 7 December 2009

Table Etiquette

When talking to my friend Stu on msn today in relation to someone celebrating a suckout in the DTD £300 final table (77 vs AA all in pre) this was Stu's response....

I say:
lol
I say:
ur the epitome of GET IT QUIETLY at the table
Stuart says:
i know this bud
Stuart says:
i hardly make a facial expression
Stuart says:
let alone bang the table
Stuart says:
but if i saw someone classless
Stuart says:
then i would do something comedy
Stuart says:
so everyone knew i was ripping him
Stuart says:
i would wait till he showed a hand
Stuart says:
then go ba ba da
Stuart says:
ba ba ba da da
Stuart says:
doop doop
Stuart says:
ba da ba da da da
Stuart says:
then after 5 mins turn over the nuts and do a little dance involving my crotch in his face
Stuart says:
thrusting
Stuart says:
like a mofo
Stuart says:
goin
Stuart says:
smell the nuts
I say:
lollllllllllll
Stuart says:
smell the nuts

6 comments:

Daleroxxu said...

hahahaha that was comedy

nothing tilts me more than someone going crazy when they've just put a beat on you.
i blame all these arseholes on tv coverage, like ESPN's WSOP, where they always show the guys who are going nuts when they win an all-in.

rubbish said...

Someone did that to me I'd kick fuck out of them unless it was Liv Boeree.

Greekstein said...

lolol Rubbish. If Liv Boeree has a sack I'm just gonna call it a day with poker.

Dale - yeah couldn't agree more. Dousches like Hellmuth that act like idiots so others think its ok.

Tinca Tinca said...

Its either Hopkin or all Stu's are the same.

Nice post GG WP

rubbish said...

Cos, can you imagine her grinding her crotch in your face whilst doing a little happy dance. I'd still think twice though even if she did flop out a set of nuts onto the table.

Fenix35 said...

lol what a convo, would have had me cracking up so hard if he did that