Tuesday, 14 April 2009

My inspiration in poker....RAZOR666!

I just wanted to write a quick post about my inspiration in the poker world. For most people it's Patrik Antonius, Daniel Negreanu, Durrr, Phil Ivey etc etc. For me its someone much less well known but no less skilled.

Formerly known by Chaos, Wooderl and Razor666 his play has now become so unexploitable that he no longer needs to change his nickname ever again. Anyway this guy is a true midstakes baller. When he's not crushing the 292 tables that he's able to play optimally at one time he's normally in a sunny far away country sipping on gin and juice with an exotic woman on his arm. I won't even go into the Razormobile that he drives. Sick, just sick.

It's just a shame that he doesn't play on FullTilt because he would DEFINITELY work his way up through the limits and in my opinion (some dickheads with no brain may disagree) he would be battling the nosebleeds day in day out with the likes of Ivey, Benyamine, Ziigmund, Durrr, Hansen & Co. Unfortunately this doesn't look like it will ever be the case as Full Tilt don't offer good enough rakeback deals for him.

I'll leave you all with a conversation I had on msn with Razor after a very rare bad session.

10 BI says:
hi m8
Razor says:
hi
10 BI says:
can i write about u in my next blog post?
Razor says:
sayin?
10 BI says:
its a post about my inspirations in poker and life
10 BI says:
just about how u crush so hard
Razor says:
ye
Razor says:
losing 5k last night
Razor says:
is crushing
10 BI says:
urgh £ or $?
Razor says:
pounds
10 BI says:
what were u playing?
Razor says:
5 10
Razor says:
full stacks
10 BI says:
urgh ul
10 BI says:
though with those limits i think you have to game select really carefully
10 BI says:
i thought u found the right strat in buying in short?
Razor says:
ye
Razor says:
i tilted
10 BI says:
its because William Hill is a cuntbag
Razor says:
iv not had much luck with anything at mo
10 BI says:
ur luck will change
10 BI says:
maybe have a few days off
10 BI says:
do some other stuff, get to the gym
10 BI says:
u'll feel better when u hit those tables in a few days
10 BI says:
can i still write that post about u?
Razor says:
ye
Razor says:
show me the site after u write
10 BI says:
cos only other ppl i know who consistently crush are like red pros on full tilt etc
Razor says:
wotu guna say
10 BI says:
just i hope one day i can be like Razor666 who has a massive bankroll
Razor says:
and crushes the games so hard online that swans off with exotic birds to egypt all the time
Razor says:
lol
Razor says:
sometimes i swear ur takin mick
10 BI says:
nah im not
10 BI says:
you earn more rakeback in one month than successful businessmen earn in salary
10 BI says:
anything you'd like me to say?
Razor says:
that i run like shit (and he still wins at like 30bb/100, running normally would be like 40bb/100 imo)
10 BI says:
dont be so downbeat
10 BI says:
u'll get that money back
Razor says:
this site
Razor says:
is a joke
Razor says:
i jus lost big pot
Razor says:
aq to a5 all in pre
Razor says:
lol
Razor says:
he hits trip 5
10 BI says:
these fish that get their money in with A5 are why u make ur money online
10 BI says:
cos sometimes they get lucky, but normally you just crush their souls so hard
10 BI says:
its like you put a skewer through their kidneys the pain u make their bank accounts feel year in year out


Any fan mail you want passed on to him let me know and I'll arrange an appropriate method of delivery.

Other news just in is that he's employed Platonic as a toilet attendant within his property and he will be doing Razor's ass wiping in exchange for Razor rolling him to play £.10/.20nl.

He also does coaching of any game/limits at $750 an hour. pm me if interested.

2 comments:

rubbish said...

Sorry to read about your Gran. Condolences to you and your family. All the best.

Steve H. said...

Sorry to hear about your gran mate.